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Joke of the Day
"I can sleep for ages and not get tired"
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"Her: Describe your ideal date. Me: I'd order an extra large pizza. Her: Interesting. What would I be wearing? Me: Oh, you'd be there, too?"
"Remember when vampires didn't sparkle, and you killed them rather than french kissed them."
"A bear walks into a bar... And he goes up the barman, rests his elbows on the bar, and says ""I'll have a pint... ... of beer please."" And the barman says, ""Why the big pause?"""
"What do you call a plastic sheep? Lambinated!"
"A group of deer... .. go to a party. The next day, one deer says to the other ""Wow, that was a pretty crazy party."" the other deer replies, ""You're telling me. I blew 50 bucks!"""
"Original joke It may not have been funny but at least it was original"
"Here in California Catholics use non-fat, high fiber communion wafers. They call them ""I can't believe it's not Jesus"""
"How do sheep divide candy? They all get their fair shear"
"I can't handle the pressure of competitions. Even in eating races I choke!"