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Joke of the Day

"Why do old people read the bible so much? cramming for finals"

"Getting rejected by women? Try my new question: ""If I were to ask you out, would you say no?"" Sometimes it just feels good to get a ""Yes""."

"I silently mocked one of the Greek islands today I was discrete."

"Can anyone tell me.... If I posted the joke about Alzheimers? I can't remember if I did."

"[Interview] Boss: What's your greatest strength? Me: I'm a risk taker B: Can you give an example? M: *Passionately kisses boss* B: omg"

"My girlfriend caught me blow-drying my dick And apparently ""heating up her meal"" is the wrong answer."

"What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison? They both turn ""o"" into ""O""."

"Robert Downey Jr. went on a trip to the Virgin Islands Now it's just called "" The Islands."""

"Why does Gru speak with an accent? Because he's Arminion."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning."