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Joke of the Day

"I dig my own Grave. Adds Inter-ior designer to Resume."

"You were a great man, Christopher Columbus ... ... to think you had the foresight of giving me work off 5 centuries later."

"Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race? Because it is using steroids."

"How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? 3. 2 to die and 1 to never get over it. Heard while playing Arkham Knight"

"I called my ex a cow Animal control had to show up"

"Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA ""Gosh!"" he said ""If n only that job was in Texas Ah'd take it!"""

"How did the actress from Legally Blonde die? Witherknife"

"C'mon guys, just 50 more likes and her father will love her."

"Beyonce's hair is always blowing because she has so many fans"

"Where do you store your wine? In the cabernet"