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Joke of the Day

"Autocorrect changed honey to homey. Now, instead of going out to a romantic dinner we will be doing a drive-by."

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"I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one."
"""Why do bad things happen to good people?"" To even out the good things that happen to bad people."