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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius."

"I saw a documentary about beavers... It was the best dam program I've seen in a while"

"What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection? A Quarter Ponder with Cheese."

"Legend has it the ""M"" in MTV once stood for music."

"Why did the little girl eat her money for lunch? Because her mom gave her money for lunch. 8 year old sister told me this joke, gave me a good laugh."

"What's up dawg? Me: Up dawg Person: What is that? Me: What is what? Person: Whats up dawg? Me: nothing much hbu Person: ..."

"Did you hear about the Spaniard who was obsessed with Greek Mythology? I said to him, ""Jesus?"" and he replied, ""Where's Zeus?"""

"I like to sit on my hand AFTER i jerk off... ..makes me feel like someone else is making me a sandwich."

"why didn't the american leek want to talk to the japanese leek? because it was negi"

"Accidentally got two shots of hand sanitizer so if you need me I'll be rubbing my hands together for the rest of my life."