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Joke of the Day
"If masturbation lead to blindness internet would be in Braille"
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"Diets are like ghosts. They might exist, but I wouldn't know."
"What do you call a hirsute ceramicist? Hairy Potter"
"What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet? ... ... ... ... ... ... The captain's log!"
"I hate when people try to start conversations while waiting for a urinal Why don't people mind their P's and Q"
"Polls show some interesting things Statistics show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape"
"Why do they call your dick ""Robin Hood?"" Cuz I'm a girl stealer and I still have my foreskin ;)"
"Getting my dachshund teardrop tattoos & rebranding him Lil Wein."
"Giving a bear my power of attorney."
"What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? The bull has the horns in the front and the asshole in the back."