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Joke of the Day
"What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars? Snow Petrol!"
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"What do you do with a stuck tap..? Fawcett."
"What is easier done than said?"
"Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO? Because TWO rhymes with POO"
"My girlfriend said I'm too immature for her. ""If I'm immature, how come I've got an Arsfor?"" She said ""What's an Arsfor?"" ""Shitting!"" I said, and giggled for 20 minutes."
"people said my days of misquoting famous idioms were over but I'm like a phoenix rising from molasses"
"Everyone's dad turns down the radio when he misses a turn or gets lost like it was Tom Petty's fault or something."
"How do rhinos like their eggs? Poached."
"Women never listen properly Wife: I lost my keys Man: Its in your jeans Wife: Dont drag my family into this."
"I tried to eat soup with a fork. It was a strain."