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Joke of the Day
"What has 300 legs and 16 boobs? The breast cancer awareness 10K run"
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"A talking penguin walked into a bar and the bartender said: ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" And the penguin responded: ""Why do you have a drink named Bill?"""
"""Oooh look! Is that a comet?"" - Well, actually the airport is real close by ""Oh ok. Good idea. I'll call them and ask"""
"All my life, I've wanted to learn how to juggle... But I never had the balls to try"
"""And the Oscar for Best Actress goes to.....Beyonce?"" *Kanye slowly sits down*"
"I heard my neighbour was stealing everyone else's Viagras... That was kind of a dick move."
"So I heard Rolf Harris got 5 years, 9 months... His favourite"
"2 potatoes standing on the side of the road. How can you tell which one is the hooker? The one wearing the sack that reads IDAHO"
"American light beer is like two people making love in a canoe... fucking close to water"
"Q: What part of the road is always crying? A: The breakdown lane."