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Joke of the Day
"What weapons did the Romans use to fight the Carthaginians As-salt rifles"
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"I hate how there's virgin olive oil and there's extra virgin olive oil. There was either a dick in it or there wasn't. There's no such thing as extra lack of penis."
"Breakfast Bacon, Eggs, and Toast walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."""
"The great Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with over 20,000 women For Chuck Norris, that's a Tuesday."
"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p."""
"We had a safety meeting at work today. They asked me ""what steps would you take in event of a fire? ""Fucking big ones"" was apparently not the right answer."
"What do you call it when God masturbates? Jesus fucking Christ"
"I would tell your a chemistry joke But all the good ones argon"
"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS."
"Tuesdays go into Humpdays now don't they"