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Joke of the Day

"""Hm. I love being bored and injured. I just wish it was also expensive and cold."" - the invention of skiing"

"Every now and then, getting lost means finding your way."

"Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash. Teacher: Get out."

"How many Redditeers does it take to post a Super Bowl ""I'lll pass"" joke? apparently all of them..."

"Hey Science, ""mission accomplished"" on the boner pills. How about a laptop battery that will stay up for four hours."

"What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre......"

"What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar? This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands"

"I ignore politics because politicians clearly ignore me."

"What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common? Either way someone's losing a trailer."

"Two muffins are in an oven The first one turns to the other and says: ""It sure is getting hot in here"". To which the second muffin replies: ""Holy Crap! A talking muffin!"""