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Joke of the Day
"I named my house ""shape"", now I'm always in shape."
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"Priest and acne. What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne usually waits until a boy is twelve to come on his face."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He just made it across and his buddy was like BAACk BAACK."
"What kind of breath freshener does George Clinton use? Parlia-mints"
"Someone asked Donald Trump for his position on women's rights. He said Doggy style"
"i make a point never to repeat gossip... (pause) so listen the first time!"
"Where do you find a one legged dog? NSFW Wherever you fucking left him"
"What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload."
"I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70's music... At first I was afraid, oh I was petrified."
"This is a motherfucking website. http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/"