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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an aircraft piloted by an all female flight crew An unmanned aircraft. Stolen from [here](https://np.reddit.com/r/flying/comments/2mntbj/my_wifes_first_flight_as_captain/cm6ahb4)"

"5 guys walk into a bar You'd think atleast one of them would have seen it."

"How was Rome split in half? With a pair of Caesars..."

"""I totally nailed that guy"" - Roman soldiers"

"What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They both have the same middle name."

"Seeing a stuffed deer head on a wall makes me imagine its legs in the next room, just flailing around wildly."

"I hate being a prominent political figure. No-one wants to date a guy with aides."

"kind of weird we punch the shit out of doors to announce our arrival at someone's home"

"Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."

"What does Wayne Gretzky's wife call him? ""Wayne"""