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Joke of the Day
"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Because black people can't swim."
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"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I dunno, but the real question is how'd they get in there in the first place?"
"What is the world coming to? Youporn"
"Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ? Because he is an x-boxer"
"LPT Don't order the wrong thing for your wife at subway Oops wrong sub"
"Did you hear about the guy that was accused of using his boss's hand soap as lube for masturbating? He came clean."
"What's green then turns red really quickly? A frog in a blender"
"Lately I've gotten into donkey porn... ...it really gets MEEE OFFFFF!"
"Bring a hedgehog into the library and frantically ask the clerks where they keep the reverse spell casting books."
"My girlfriend said she wants a fairy-tale life. So I've trapped her in her gran's bedroom with a wolf."