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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him"
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"What do they do with rope in space? Tie Astro-knots."
"When I was young our phones didn't have internet, they had SNAKE!"
"Who is the most famous DJ in Australia? DJ Redo"
"if you say ""summer"" in the mirror three times a white girl in giant sunglasses drinking an iced coffee will appear and take selfies with you"
"Q&A / ALMOST CHOKES IN cinnamon challenge Watch This Guy DO A Q*A And Almost Chokes ON The cinnamon challenge"
"David Sedaris on Willie Nelson What's the last thing you want to hear when giving Willie Nelson a blow job? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""
"A man walked into a bar... ...and stayed there my whole childhood. ^:("
"What does a German snake sound like? ...."
"how do you know when a prescription is being written for bulimia? when the directions for use say take one pill twice a day"