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Joke of the Day
"What do they do with rope in space? Tie Astro-knots."
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"I think it's about time we stopped accepting Quasimodo and demanded 100% modo."
"Is it possible to wanted the same thing and still break up.. Yeah, If you both only want to have sex with girls."
"What's the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? About 2 inches."
"My stove is the most expensive cigarette lighter I've ever purchased."
"A french pastry was stalking me this morning I felt really creped out"
"What sucks about those little hotel shampoo bottles is there's no room for the directions so you kind of have to wing it."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision?? A rip off"
"What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun? a force of habit"
"I know the **BEST** way to get someone interested in something. Actually, never mind, maybe I shouldn't tell you."