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Joke of the Day

"Don't you hate it when you look all around the house and car for your underwear,,, And they were on top of your head the whole time?"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane A pilot"

"Police: Viagra on the Rise as Recreational Drug Amongst Urban Youth The Boys in the Hood are always hard."

"A cop stops an electron for speeding. He says ""Did you know you were going 100 mph?"" ""Great"", says the electron, ""now I'm lost!"""

"2-year-old: *points to my belly* Baby! Me: Yep, there's a baby in there! Will you love it? 2: I eat it. Well that escalated quickly."

"The first guy that paid for life insurance died never knowing if it was a scam."

"The two minutes silence in Tesco was so well-observed you could hear a pin drop. Then my poppy fell off too."

"Why did Moe finally decide to kill of Homer Simpson's son? he realized he was a Bartender"

"BUT GHOSTBUSTERS NEVER GAVE US THEIR NUMBER."

"Hey, do you like Duck Hunt? What are you, a lesbian duck?"