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Joke of the Day

"Don't you hate it when you look all around the house and car for your underwear,,, And they were on top of your head the whole time?"

"That awkward moment when someone you like talks to you and all you can do is smile like an idiot."

"Did you hear about the housing prices in Baltimore? I hear they're a riot!"

"What did ELO say once they found out their stripper was a hermaphrodite? You've got a strange vag-dick."

"If her age isn't on the clock, she is ready for the cock."

"If you rub two sticks together fast enough, you'll eventually start a widespread panic on the subway."

"A hungry termite walks into a pub.. And yells, Is the bar tender here?!?'"

"There are only 10 types of people in the world... Those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who mistake it for binary."

"My friend said he was a harp.. But he was obviously a lyre."

"I hate people who support the Nazis They're such deutschbags."