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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? But then the kid woke up."
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"What do you say to someone who just uttered a tired, old reddit catch-phrase? ""I see what you did there"""
"3 guys walk into a bar The 4th one ducks."
"What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia"
"I went to a zoo, but they only had one animal there. That animal was was a dog. It was a shitzu."
"Vivid Entertainment offers Miss Colombia $1mil to star in a porno. Wait, they just took it back and offered it to Miss Philippines."
"Good for you, the 3 people trying to keep MySpace alive. Good. For. You."
"[Walks into a bar] A forgetful women of three children walks into a bar, intensely focused on knitting a sweater for her eldest... Whoops, wrong thread."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - LAPD Barbie ...comes with two nightsticks in case one gets broken subduing a suspect. Taser also available."
"Unlike your magazine, an actual watchtower would help me spot Jehovah's Witnesses before they knock on my door."