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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation? ATP"
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"First rule of being Italian is to tell everyone you're Italian. (I can say this cause I'm Italian.)"
"My cleaning lady always leaves me a list of supplies she needs to clean the house. Not sure what she needs 20 boxes of cold medicine though"
"What do you call a basement full of SJW's? A whine cellar."
"What do you call a dead bee? A was."
"Tip: When the cop asks you ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" do NOT respond with ""I know, right?!"""
"Friday, Friday, all gonna die next Friday. Everybody's gettin' ready for the world's end. Gotta make My mind up: Which souls should I take?"
"I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me."
"One of my biggest fear is being chased by Usain Bolt during zombie apocalypse."
"What does no one want but will always take Refugees"