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Joke of the Day

"(meeting for naming cereal) ""List the ingredients; maybe we'll get inspired."" ""Honey, bunches of oats"" ""I think we're done here."""

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"Saw a group of ants carrying a Funyun and it made me wish my friends and I had a giant Funyun."
"Two men walk in to a bar... Which is really stupid because the second one should've seen it coming."
"I'm kind of scared. So, last week I swallowed an ice cube whole and I haven't pooped it out yet. I'm getting kinda worried, should I go see a doctor or nah?"
"What did the tailor say to the fed up customer? Suit yourself."
"""I'm thinking of running a marathon again."" I told my friend. ""You've run a marathon before?"" she asked, with an air of admiration. I said, ""No, but I've thought about it."""
"Whats brown and sticky? anal"
"I just managed to determine someones IQ just by hearing her laugh."
"I was wondering why the football was getting bigger... Then it hit me."
"What did the Elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe out of that little thing?"