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Joke of the Day
"Whenever you feel depressed, imagine someone tickling Kristen Stewart."
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"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their biggest hit was the wall"
"grandma! Mommy! Mommy!. I don't want to visit Gramma! She's cold,distant and she smells funny. ""Shut up and keep digging"""
"We got your viagra A man walks into a pharmacy to pick up some prescription drugs. The pharmacist says: ""oh, we got your viagra!"" The man replies: ""I don't give a fuck anymore"""
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches! Thought you all would like this one."
"I'm not saying women are smarter than men, but its kinda ironic that there's so few known women serial killers and so many unsolved murders."
"What do you call a window that can rap? Two Panes"
"Do you know why there's no Apple wireless charger? Because they can't decide what exactly should break there."
"My girlfriend acts like a 14 year old in bed Even though she is 12"
"Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire? It was a poultry amount"