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Joke of the Day
"The early bird gets the worm. But the second mouse, gets the cheese! [Dark humor, I love it!]"
Next Joke
"What is the etymology of the word ""politics""? *Poli*, from the Greek *polloi*, meaning ""Many"". And *Ticks*, from English, meaning ""little bloodsucking creatures."""
"*flashes smile* *smile calls police*"
"If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?"
"What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable? Leek."
"Coworker: You're very immature. Me: You're very observant."
"What do you call smutty pictures of birds? Pornithography."
"INTERVIEWER: this says u work well with otters. Did u mean others? ME (shoving a romp of otters back into my briefcase): haha yeah of course"
"Wanna see some black magic? Sorry, i meant African American Magic"
"Scientology has spaceships?! Crazy! I'll stick to my guy who parted the sea with his mind."