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Joke of the Day
"I think my penis is sick!!! I was playing with him this morning and he threw-up in my hand."
Next Joke
"I was going on my first date and my mom gave me a whistle... I asked her what purpose does this serve to which she replied, ""to remind you not to blow it."""
"According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots."
"Let's fall in love with each other while falling in hate with everything else."
"I only date men who have cats because they've been pre-trained to try and figure out what you want if you just stare at them long enough."
"What does a shaved otter look like? Odder... Sorry"
"My father owned a body removal business He lifted a lot of dead weight"
"My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel. I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome."
"They say kill 'em with kindness but it's much quicker if you just take their phone charger away."
"I went to the doctors this morning as I had a strawberry growing from my ear. He gave me some cream for it."