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Joke of the Day

"What does a 60 year old woman have between her breasts that a 20 year old woman doesn't? Her belly button."

"What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !"

"I wonder if Bruce Jenner got wished a happy Mother's Day. Title"

"Tim Cook officially came out of the closet... at least this is the one time when Android users can't claim that theirs came out first."

"You had me at 'I've had 8 vodkas & I hate my boyfriend'"

"What does a hippy say when you ask him to leave? Namaste"

"I was walking home and saw some drunk guy trying to steal someones gate... I was gonna say something, but I din't want him to take a fence."

"What's the most well mannered dinosaur? A plesiosaur."

"Want to hear a joke? Women's rights"

"The Pope just reaffirmed that Jews can go to Heaven Damn legacy applicants."