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Joke of the Day

"A Pervert, A Con Artist and a Fascist walk into a bar... ..The Bartender Says, ""What'll it be Mr. President Trump?"""

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60 She's 93 now and we don't know where the hell she is."

"Why did the redditor make the post ? To KILL THE JOKE EXPLAIN BOT that kills every joke. If you don't get the joke that's your problem! We don't need a bot. Fuck you joke bot"

"Might I integrate your curves tonight?"

"Why don't Jews play basketball? Because even if they miss the shot, they still ask for change."

"Then there were 3 sets of footprints & God said ""This is Deb. She answered my Craigslist ad & U r the one who said we should try new things"""

"What do you call a guy who gets drinks for a fat girl in a nightclub? A bartender"

"A grenade isin't the only thing i'd catch for you bby. :^)"

"I like my women the same way I like my guns... Black and oily with a sensitive trigger."

"I'm trying to bring a taco into this club...let's see if the bouncer finds it when he frisks me"