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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust. We call her Summer for short."
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"Did you hear the joke about the piece of paper? Well, it's tearable..."
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"If we do end up colonizing Mars.. ..the WiFi there would be out of this world"
"Is it wrong to watch porn alongside a Disney inspirational video? I'm not saying I did it I'm just wondering if I should stop"
"Why aren't there any baby Transformers? Because Auto-Bots pull out!"
"What car insurance do Canadians have? Triple 'eh'"
"Hipster farmers don't harvest crops because they're only cool when they're underground."
"*handshake* wow, soft hands! u must've never worked a day in ur life [coming off a 9 hour shift at the Vaseline factory] ""u dont know me."""
"When will Cameron stop fucking with the system? when pigs fly"