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Joke of the Day

"They say ""dress for the job you want,"" but this space suit chafes and I'm not convinced that Arby's is truly committed to a space program."

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because it was my first fap in over two weeks."

"What do you tell a cow that's in the way? Mooooooooooooove."

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot It got so bad , I had to take his bike away"

"Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb? A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man."

"I was sitting on the edge of the bed, pulling my boxers off when... ...my wife said, ""You spoil those dogs."""

"My friend took my mood ring without my permission. I'm not sure how I feel about that."

"What do you call an retarded rich kid? Downstown Abby"

"Impress an Asian chick by treating her as an equal."

"Who said chivalry is dead, I open the door at least a hundred times a day for my cat and dogs."