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Joke of the Day
"A little bird told me I'm on LSD and talking to a bird."
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"Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question...... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard."
"This joke is like gravity. A force."
"Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn,..... Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen. Husband: I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena."
"If you go by ""there are plenty more fish in the sea"" you'll never find love cause let's start with the fact that you think you can date fish"
"There are two kinds of people in this world. People who say they piss in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."
"Damn girl are you an Indian reservation? Cause I want to lay some pipe in you."
"What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese? Nacho problem."
"How much credibility is there in that whole ""you can punch yourself handsome"" theory? Asking for a friend."
"If Lord of the Rings starred Denzel Washington.... ...then at least there would be a Tolkien black guy."