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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone know of any rappers who are proud of their hometowns?"

"China has a new mid-range rocket called the 'Dong Feng'... ...there is another rocket under development called the 'Pon.'"

"When I was 13 my dad gave me a bunch of socks n said ""I heard u grunting in ur room last night, do it into these"" So now I poop into socks"

"[internet] if u liked this story on cows dressed as plumbers.. [me] I did [i] here's a story on panda cops [barely containing my glee] go on"

"What did the guy without hands get for christmas? We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet"

"A frog is sitting on a lily pad in the middle of what is clearly a river. He shouts to a toad on the shore, ""Hey, look at me, I'm on a lake!"" The toad yells back, ""Naw man, you're in de-nile"""

"There are two varieties of hoe. One is a gardening tool. The other is a hardening tool."

"I'm hung like a baby boy. About 20 inches long, 14 inches around, weighs about 9 pounds."

"The tornado warning siren has just stopped going off That's either good or terrible"

"Coworker: By your age I was on my 3rd child already. Me: Wow that's a lot of kids to eat in a such a short period of time."