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Joke of the Day

"1987 was a great year for the payphone."

"kid doctor: [looking over charts] im not going to lie this is the worst case of cooties ive ever seen little girl: he said he'd been tested!"

"SMS codes for seniors: BTW - Bring the Wheelchair FWIW - Forgot Where I Was LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again"

"Moses opens his tablet. The notification says, ""You have 10 unread commandments'."

"Accidentally bought a Venti at Starbucks and now I can't afford to go to college :("

"What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared? He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder."

"[job interview] ""You wrote here your biggest weakness is not knowing what irony means."" ""Ironic isn't it? Is it? I don't know."""

"What type of lettuce do they serve on the titanic? Iceberg :D"

"Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house? It swept with his girlfriend :P"

"I used to be a necrophiliac... til the rotten cunt split on me"