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Joke of the Day

"If laughter is the best medicine, then most facebook status updates are Herpes, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis and Syphilis all rolled into one."

"It's funny because it's true So a catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer. the end"

"I wish I could play little league again. I'd be so much better now."

"""Trent! Your only job was to prep the classroom for Diversity Day!"" ME: *in full scuba gear* look, I think ""diver city day"" could be fun too"

"Please can anyone remind if the world has ended? I need to add it to the minutes for my gay agenda."

"What's long, hard, and covered in people? The Great Wall of China, pervert."

"What's the worst part of an NFL wedding? Getting hit by Rice"

"I am not the kind of girl you can take home to your wife."

"Helium walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gases here."" The helium did not react"

"America's national mascot should just be a drunk white girl typing on a shattered iPhone."