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Joke of the Day

"If laughter is the best medicine, then most facebook status updates are Herpes, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis and Syphilis all rolled into one."

"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight!"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walked...... J.k. Rolling!"

"My friend that only dates Asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again And I don't know if I should tell him."

"I smelled alcohol and got all excited then realized it was only hand sanitizer."

"How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But only for procreation."

"Why did Gigi leave the party angrily? Because she's Hadid."

"Take a day off. Pamper yourself. Visit a spa. Pour melted wax on ur body. Rip the hair out by the roots. Inject poison into ur face. Relax."

""" What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? snowballs"

"What's the filthiest joke you know? Here's mine How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's cock tastes of blood."