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Joke of the Day

"Why do we still call them newspapers when most of them aren't on paper... and most of them don't contain news?"

"what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm Rape!"

"The most reliable bridge builders in all of Mexico. Spic and Span"

"What do you call it when Bob Dylan sucks your dick in a hurricane? The answer my friend... is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind."

"I should buy a 26.2 sticker! for my nose..."

"I had to put my dog down today. My arms were getting tired."

"Why even ask how my weekend was if you're just going to interrupt me halfway through to say, ""Yeah, I saw your Facebook post."""

"That's it, teachers. Keep gloating on Facebook about your snow day. You'll see my kids tomorrow after their breakfast of Coke & Pixy Stix."

"How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food? By giving her a Brazilian wax first!"

"I asked my Dad for help with course selection... My last block was either Psychology or Computer Applications. So I asked, ""Which do you think I should take?"" ""Whichever you'll excel in, son."""