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Joke of the Day

"Just tried to put my seatbelt on. AT MY DESK. I'm pretty."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf all if you don't catch me!"

"Men at the supermarket are like fish in an aquarium. Silent, with no recollection of how or why they got there."

"Is your fridge running? Nah, it's chillin."

"What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books."

"thought I was watching Twilight for 45 min then I realized I was in an alley watching a dog bark at a dead cat next to some cardboard."

"I like my coffee like i like my women cold and bitter"

"Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour? To get it pier reviewed."

"I buy every comic book I see. . . My friends say I have lots of issues."

"my family is known for always having diarrhea. i guess it runs in our jeans"