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Joke of the Day
"How high are you? No officer, it's hi, how are you."
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"What did the Exponential Equation say to the Linear Equation? Real graphs have curves."
"The difference between Indiana and California In Indiana there are lots of budding young farmers. In California there are lots of young bud farmers."
"I can't help but feel partially responsible for the fact that you're reading this Tweet right now."
"[NSFW] Why was the Pedophile depressed? Because he couldn't fit in"
"How are one out of three American Boats born? By Sea-Section."
"Apple: Words with Friends Twitter: Words w strangers FB: Words w relatives Ouija: Words w dead friends Prayer: Words w imaginary friends"
"One time my 4yr old got so mad at my wife he yelled, ""YOU'RE RABBIT FROM WINNIE THE POOH!"" Best.Insult.Ever."
"How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. In Russia, light bulb changes you."
"Mood ring Bought my girlfriend a mood ring the other day. When she's in a good mood it turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on my forehead."