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Joke of the Day
"Why did the proctologist have his cars towed to the auto repair shop? He rectum."
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"I'm taking part in a scavenger hunt. I have already killed twelve scavengers"
"What are your best corny jokes? I want them all! ""What's brown and sticky?"" ""A stick."""
"Instead of washing your hands after going to the toilet Just give your cock a good clean in the morning. Badly remembered Jimmy Carr joke."
"It's amazing how much more money I have when I'm drunk."
"It's impossible to touch your elbows behind your back. You just pushed your boobs towards me."
"What do you call an easter extremist? The middle easter bunny"
"""we're broke? how is that possible?"" (extremely high pitched voice) no idea ""did you-"" *opens closet & hundreds of helium tanks fall out*"
"What do you buy a recently neutered cat? Spay Roses."
"I hurt my foot the other day. My heel can't support any weight. But I haven't got to see a doctor yet. I'm just tiptoeing around the issue."