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Joke of the Day
"It's amazing how much more money I have when I'm drunk."
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"If burglars broke into my apt, they'd look around, shake their heads and leave me some cash with a note that says 'get yourself some shit!'"
"Punny Chemistry ""What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite compound?"" ""What?"" ""A mole ester"""
"""The captain of the Titanic just checked into an iceberg on Foursquare with 2,224 other people."" - Twitter, 1912"
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was drinking his coffee before it was cool."
"What's a pirates favourite letter? P, because without it they're irate"
"Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes."
"Pretty unfair how gargoyles just monopolized rooftop perches."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I cant jelly my dick in your ass"
"Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church? He wanted to speak in tungsten."