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Joke of the Day
"I'm taking part in a scavenger hunt. I have already killed twelve scavengers"
Next Joke
"Wanna hear a joke? My sense of humour. *waits for laughs *hears crickets Dammit."
"So I was at the bar last night.. and the waitress screamed...""Anyone know CPR?!"" I said, ""Hell, I know the entire alphabet!"" Everyone laughed...except this *one* guy."
"A bridge killed my family... We're arch enemies now."
"*I describe my lost cat to the cops* Sketch Artist: *draws my cat* Detective Dog: *adds WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE beneath the picture*"
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where is my tractor?"""
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mutant Barbie ...Professor Xavier's daughter: bald as a billiard ball wearing a Dark Phoenix costume"
"Is it wrong to follow people just because they're hot? Also, what about on Twitter?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He just made it across and his buddy was like BAACk BAACK."
"Archaeologists digging in Egypt have found a Mummy embalmed with chocolate and hazlenuts It's believed to be a Pharaoh Rocher"