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Joke of the Day

"I'm taking part in a scavenger hunt. I have already killed twelve scavengers"

"Being gay is a choice... like being black, poor, or an amputee. No one really made you go to Iraq"

"Did you hear about the couple who stole a calendar? They both got six months."

"How do you turn a fox into a whale? Marry her."

"I just ended a 5 year relationship! I am fine though because it wasn't my relationship."

"My friend David lost his I.D. Now we just call him Dave."

"What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout comes home from camp."

"Hey girl, can I have a pizza? Pizza that ass."

"Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg? He lost it back in the 'Nom War"

"original joke time! The last Pope was always butthurt... They called him the Wholly Salty Sea."