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Joke of the Day
"What is a Mexican with a rubber toe called Roberto"
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"I went to Prague recently... I had a really good time. You should Czech it out."
"Why would Gabe Newell be a good president? Because then World War 3 would never happen"
"There are two kinds of people in the world 1. Those that like black licorice. 2. Normal people."
"Twitter would be a lot more interesting if when you hit someone with your car, you got their followers."
"My great grandma started to giggle at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny she said "" everyone here is alive because I got laid ""."
"What is heavier -- 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? 200 pounds of feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds."
"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel."
"My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances... Well, she's in for a shock."
"Irony is how Jesus is too Liberal for most of his own Fan Clubs"