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Joke of the Day

"Twitter would be a lot more interesting if when you hit someone with your car, you got their followers."

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"A man walks into a bar... ...with a gun, and shouts, ""Who fucked my wife, I'm gonna kill him!"" Another man at the bar turns around and says ""You ain't got enough bullets mate!"""
"Best politically incorrect joke you have heard ?"
"A priest checks into a Hyatt... A priest checks into a Hyatt. Asks the front desk, ""Is the porn channel disabled?"" Guy at the front desk replies, ""No, you sick fuck. It's regular porn."""
"Why do some loudspeakers have holes? For the pleasure of the audiophiles."
"Never be racist towards Native Americans. They will Sioux you."
"Jimmy: What has 100 legs but can't walk? Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it"
"I almost didn't remember today was September 11th Then I felt bad, because I said I'd never forget."
"What type of cheese is made backwards? Edam"
"Did you hear about that frog that broke a bone? Yea he broke a ribbet"
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