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Joke of the Day
"Irony is how Jesus is too Liberal for most of his own Fan Clubs"
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"A tiny island deep in the Indian Ocean called Shiffer has the dumbest people in the world... It's why when you do something really stupid they say you have ""Shiffer brains"" - Johnny Carson."
"What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover? Sorry... That came out wrong."
"My buddy David lost his id so now I just call him Dave."
"If my mom had just faked having a headache I wouldn't be writing this bullshit on the internet right now"
"A husband asked his wife to say something that would make him happy and sad at the same time. She said ""You have a bigger dick than your brother.""."
"Near-beer is like going down on your sister.. It may taste the same, but it aint right."
"I got fired from my job at the cemetery yesterday... I made a grave mistake."
"Jesus, his disciples, Adolf Hitler and a group of Schutzstaffel walk into an empty bar... The bartender says, ""Man, this is great for business!"""
"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. "