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Joke of the Day
"Your Mom: Over 10,000,000,000 Served"
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"I went to the Zoo today but they only had one animal and it was a dog... It was a shit zoo"
"How do you break the nose of a blonde without touching her? Wave your cock underneath a glass table"
"Why can't accountants get library cards? They're book-keepers."
"What do you call a society governed by men with no testicles? An anorchy... ...I swear, that one KILLED at the urology convention"
"Well doctor, my problem is basically this: when it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen."
"Can we please be straight here- when you hit the wrong key by accident, that is a typo. When you can't spell the word, that is NOT a typo."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only Juan"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffe before it was cool."
"How is the elevator business? Oh, it has its up and downs..."