143677
Joke of the Day
"Can't ever go back to work after what my boss just said to me ""You're fired"""
Next Joke
"what if soy milk is just regular milk.... introducing itself in spanish"
"I think Chris Brown should be a storm trooper in the next Star Wars. Maybe he can actually hit somebody."
"[goes to museum of fine art] ""Just how fine can this art be, anyway"" [sees a vase in a thong] ""oh damn"""
"ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Noel."
"You are all beautiful to me ...with the proper lighting. :D Have a great day!"
"But let's get real here guys I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather."
"I used to be dyslexic but now I'm KO"
"People who tie their sweaters around their necks look like they were giving somebody a piggyback ride before the person got Raptured."
"What do you call a fear of deadly snakes? Common sense."