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Joke of the Day

"I used to be dyslexic but now I'm KO"

"What do plumbers and slinkies have in common They both make you laugh when you push them down stairs"

"Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!"

"""Doctor, how bad is it?"" ""I mean, you're just not a great singer. I don't know why you needed a doctor to confirm for you, but there it is."""

"Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he felt funny. (I can't take credit for this joke, my boss's 8y/o son came up with it.)"

"a girl told me ""ppl dont look at the sky anymor"" so i walked around looking up & it was beautiful & i bumped right into a kid lookin at bugs"

"WHAT'S a pirate's fav'rite Letter? Aye, ye think it be RRRRR, but it's the C."

"What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive? A rip-off."

"Before taking viagra, ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex. Riiight."

"Sometimes when I can't sleep I stare into the darkness and think how uncomfortable it must be to have balls between your legs."