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Joke of the Day

"I bet when kittens go to work in kitten offices that there's always one kitten whose cubicle is decorated with pictures of lonely old ladies"

"What do you call an underwater dog? A sub woofer!"

"Japanese Joke Why gay men don't masturbate? No interest in women. Better in Japanese"

"If you don't get the joke look it up. Your mother was a hamster and your smelt of elderberries!"

"What's a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? A period because it marks the end of his sentence."

"What's the worst way to reply to an ""I Love You"" ?"

"What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior? Yall nailed it."

"If the guy behind me stands any closer I'm going to go in for a hug."

"She was only a moonshine-maker's daughter... ... but I loved her still."

"Why does our body absorb Strontium? To make our bones stronger"