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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an underwater dog? A sub woofer!"
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"how do socks reproduce? they have socks. goodnight folks"
"In what kind of accident will you lose both your hands and your eyes? An accident you cant quite come to grips with because you never saw it coming."
"Why is Divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."
"Blonde Joke of the day Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."" :-D"
"People need to stop judging a person by their appearance. Just because i have food stains on my shirt that doesn't mean i have kids."
"I don't consider it a good night out if it doesn't end up as a super villain's origin story"
"How too make a redditor gets mad. Oh is easy. All you need are too fuck you're English."
"Knock Knock"
"I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know NASA!"