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Joke of the Day
"Not sure if my bed is calling me or if its the girl I left handcuffed all day"
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"Bears think if you're lying down motionless, you're dead. So everyday, the first bear to wake up thinks its entire family is dead. Tragic.."
"""I invented the cubicle."" - Someone hopefully in Hell"
"Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!"
"what happens when you die? I've seen much scientific and spiritual literature researching and explaining what happens when people die. I've found that generally, they get put in the ground."
"Reception Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding sucked! But, the reception was AWESOME!"
"You hear about the guy who's teeth is like a shopping mall There's a big GAP"
"how to dismiss awkward boners ""Don't worry about him...he's a real dick"""
"How does every Romanian recipe start? 1. Steal a chicken. From an old family friend."
"What do you call a married cougar? A cheetah."