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Joke of the Day
"My iWatch says I masturbated for 6 miles today!!"
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"What did Michael Jackson ask his father's mother when she slipped and fell to the ground? Granny are you okay,I said granny are you okay,are you okay granny?!"
"Two pretzels were walking down the street... ...One was a salted."
"When I die use my body to block up a water slide. No one should have fun once I'm gone"
"I bought a pair of shoes off my drug dealer... And they must have been laced with something, cause I've been tripping all day."
"Me: Strengths? I never vomit when I'm nervous. *vomits* HR guy: Umm...you sure about that? Me: Oh yeah, yeah. I'm just super drunk right now"
"Why don't biology and physics get on? They lack chemistry."
"A man with authority walks into a bar... Orders everyone a round"
"Which is the most religious vegetable? The Pope-tato"
"The year is 3426, all of humanity is extinct. Supernatural is somehow still on every week with new episodes."