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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris."

"Fellas, here's a flirting tip: If a girl plays with her hair while taking to you, it means she has lice and you should stay away from her."

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? Turned into a field."

"What's the one phrase gays will be reluctant to say now? ""Shoot it in my mouth"""

"What are 5 ""Ms"" from Detroit? GM, Eminem and Michael Moore."

"Did you hear about the pornstar who had a heart attack whilst filming? He had it coming."

"Justice Scalia stated that he wants to be cremated after his death Millions of women are meeting now to discuss if that's what is best for his body."

"Vegetarians must hate themselves because they're made of meat."

"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off He is all right now"

"[Dog yoga class] Teacher: Alright, let's go into downward human pose [Dogs hunch over and start pretending to text]"