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Joke of the Day

"someone adopt my gpa because i can't raise it myself"

"What do you call a drunk Muslim? Muhammered."

"You hear the one about the cow that told too many jokes? They say he was milking it."

"What if there was a sign written in braille that said DO NOT TOUCH! http://i.imgur.com/gNUYlpb.gif"

"How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese? With a Geiger Counter."

"Why did Pee Wee Herman win the annual bass fishing contest? Experts say it's because he was a master baiter."

"If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws."

"The key to success is sincerity... Once you can fake that, you're golden."

"What do you moan in Cleveland when you're close to orgasm? O-HI-O"

"Too many girls want attention, not enough want respect!"