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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female with down syndrome? Debby Downer"
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"Ugh! I always think of the best comebacks when I'm burying the body."
"I don't know why Coca-Cola and Pepsi are fighting over what Santa drinks, everybody knows that big fat belly can only come from beers."
"""Welcome, teachers & parents, to our community school assembly"" *gestures to 237 IKEA boxes* ""Let's begin! Who's got the Allen wrench?"""
"So i was talking to my friend who's a dyslexic philosopher And he says to me ""You know what, recently i've been wondering if there really is a dog"""
"Columbia is the new Miss Universe"
"How does a Greek find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying!"
"How are synagogues like lemons? They're full of acidic juice."
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? ""the Dark Knight Rises"""
"It's a beautiful day to sit outside and stare into your phone."