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Joke of the Day

"Turns out she has a boyfriend.. I see this hot girl wating for the bus so I got over there and said: ""Hey, you are fucking hot!"" and she is like: ""Have you seen Taken, if not - look at me""."

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"If my name was Dave I'd text my friends today saying ""IT'S FRIDAVE! LET'S PARTY!"". They'd be sick of me by Tuesdave."
"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother."
"Why do lesbians prefer going to Sports Authority? They don't like Dicks..."
"My kids and this punchline have a lot in common. They're both a disappointment."
"If I had to remove any part in my body I'd remove my spine, it's holding me back."
"I get myself into less trouble when I've got a character limit."
"Wanna hear a ghost joke? That's the spirit!"
"Bad Joke You: Can you believe they're still together after all that crap Friend: Who? You: My butt cheeks!"
"I just got a papercut... we'll just see if I recycle this week... stupid cunt tree."